Intro Offer: $99 $49 per autopsy. Price increases when the intro period ends. Run yours before it does.
Intro Offer: $99 $49 per autopsy. Price increases when the intro period ends. Run yours before it does.
WHAT'S ACTUALLY KILLING YOUR META RESULTS, DIAGNOSED IN MINUTES.
Upload your 30-day exports. In minutes you get a full-funnel diagnosis across five categories, a ranked fix list tied to your real data, and an outlined 14-day action plan. No agency. No retainer. No generic advice.
Managed
Analyzed
Experience
Not An AI diagnosis.
Not a checklist.
An expert operator.
Every other audit tool you’ve tried runs a generic checklist against your account and surfaces patterns anyone with a dashboard could see. That’s not a diagnosis. That’s a report.
This diagnostic engine is built on 15 years of hands-on Meta account management. What actually causes performance to collapse, what the platform hides in default settings, and what the algorithm punishes that nobody tells you about.
The rules that power the diagnostic are updated weekly by an active operator, not trained once on historical data and left to go stale. When Meta changes, the diagnostic changes with it.
Trained on 15 years of live account work
Not trained on blog posts or generic best practices. Built from direct experience managing $35M+ in Meta spend across DTC and lead gen accounts.
Updated weekly as the platform changes
Meta shifts constantly. Default settings change. Algorithm behavior evolves. The diagnostic rules are updated every week to reflect what's actually happening now.
Reads your actual data, not benchmarks
Every finding is tied to numbers from your real exports, not industry averages, generic thresholds, or AI guesses. Your account, your data, your diagnosis.
Diagnosis in minutes, not weeks
Upload five CSVs. Get a full-funnel diagnosis with a ranked fix list and 14-day action plan. No intake calls, no waiting on an agency's turnaround cycle.
This Is What Your Report Looks Like.
Likely Creative Fatigue
Frequency climbed 26% in the last 14 days while outbound CTR dropped 19% and cost-per-result rose 31%. The algorithm is paying more to reach the same tired audience with diminishing returns.
Pause the bottom half of your top 3 ad sets by CTR. Brief at least 2 genuinely new creative concepts this week — new hooks, new angles, new proof points. Not resizes.
Weak Purchase Completion from Checkout
Only 27% of visitors who start checkout actually complete a purchase. At $18,420/month in spend, a 5-point improvement here recovers roughly $900/month without touching a single ad.
Walk your full mobile checkout as a first-time buyer today. The most common culprits: unexpected shipping costs appearing late, too many required fields, no trust signals at payment screen.
14-day action plan included — day-by-day execution from stabilization through structured testing cadence.
You're Spending.
You're Not Scaling.
These are the four reasons most Meta accounts stall, and why the usual fixes don’t work.
three steps,
full diagnosis.
1.
Set Up Your Account
Give us some brief information about your business such as model, KPI, spend range, and funnel URLs. Takes two minutes. No Ads Manager access required.2.
Upload Your Exports
Five easy to generate CSV files total. Two from Meta Ads Manager, and three from GA4. Sample templates are provided for each one so you know exactly what to pull.3.
Get Your Diagnosis
In minutes you receive a full category scorecard, ranked findings tied to your real numbers, dollar-impact estimates, and a day-by-day 14-day execution plan.Start at $49. Scale If Needed.
Upload your exports. Get a full-funnel diagnosis in minutes. Ranked fix list, dollar-impact framing, and a 14-day action plan, all driven by your real account data.
- ✓Five-category diagnostic scorecard
- ✓Ranked findings tied to your actual data
- ✓14-day day-by-day execution plan
- ✓No Ads Manager access required
- ✓Report ready in minutes
You get the diagnosis, the ranked fix list, the 14-day execution plan, and a Loom walkthrough of your actual account. You or your team does the work, you stop guessing which lever to pull first.
- ✓Ranked Top 10 Fix List with impact mapping
- ✓14-Day execution roadmap
- ✓Live account Loom walkthrough
- ✓30-minute strategic debrief call
- ✓Private client portal access
- ✓Read-only access — zero risk to live campaigns
Don't have the team bandwidth to execute? We do it for you. Same diagnostic process — but we handle the fixes, restructures the campaigns, and run the first 14 days of testing. You review, approve, and leave the rest to us.
- ✓Full Autopsy diagnostic included
- ✓Campaign structure remediation
- ✓Creative testing framework build-out
- ✓Funnel leak resolution with QA
- ✓Weekly strategic review calls
Read-only access is all we require for the manual Autopsy. NDA available upon request. No client data is ever shared publicly. Not affiliated with Meta Platforms. No practitioner can guarantee ROAS outcomes, what we guarantee is a clear, prioritized diagnostic and an executable plan.
Results From the Field
"We burned months of spend running AI-assisted audits and agency reviews that gave us nothing actionable. The AdAutopsy diagnostic identified our exact failure points. Our CPA normalized within two weeks of implementing the fix list and continues to get better."
"Uncovered account-level structural issues our own team had missed for months, direct impact on ROAS. Highly recommended for any brand serious about Meta performance efficiency."
Stop Guessing
Stop the Guesswork.
Start Fixing.
If Meta is a meaningful line item in your budget and performance is off, a $49 diagnosis is worth more than another month of optimization guesswork.